I mean.....REALLY?!?
OK then, fine. Give me $20. For a cab that I am choosing to take.
But yes, if it makes you feel better, then fine--I will take your goddamn money. And the cabbie who will reap the benefits of a most generous tip and I will be forever in your debt....
OK, that is a lie.
Maybe that cabbie will?
But I.
Will.
NOT.
Yes.
You are a gentleman.
Thank you for the drinks.
Yes.
You kept me company.
Thank you for the generic conversation.
But at any point did I lead you to believe that it would be more than a drink or conversation?....or more than that, DID I LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE IT WOULD BE MORE THAN A DRINK OR CONVERSATION?!
I think not.
So yes,
I appreciate you being polite.
I am being sincere when I say "no, you don't really need to do this, it's REALLY ok..."
but if you won't listen
be sure as hell, I will TAKE your money and cab my ass home.
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